Don't Touch My Dog – Custom Dog Mom & Dog Dad Hoodie
🐾 Designed for true dog lovers
✨ Stand out with a unique look
⭐ Premium quality you’ll love to wear
🇺🇸 Printed & shipped in the USA
✔ Fast delivery with tracking
✔ Premium quality you can trust
Don't Touch My Dog Mom or Dog Dad: Custom Hoodie with Your Dog's Photo
Your dog already thinks they're your bodyguard. This custom dog mom hoodie (or dog dad hoodie) makes it official: your dog's photo on the back with the warning "Don't touch my Dog Mom or I'll chase you far away – even Google won't be able to find you!" Funny, a little protective, and 100% true for anyone whose dog follows them from room to room.
You choose the version: Dog Mom or Dog Dad. Then upload your favorite photo of your dog. Got a whole pack? Upload one photo with all of them, and the text automatically switches to "Don't touch our Dog Mom / Dog Dad." Because real bodyguards work as a team.
The live preview shows your finished hoodie in under a minute, before you pay a cent. Try a different photo, switch between Mom and Dad, and order once it makes you laugh.
It's the kind of hoodie that starts conversations at the dog park and gets a grin in the grocery line. Pick from seven colors: Black, White, Natural Raw, Heather Grey, Carolina Blue, Navy Blue and Red.
As a gift, it's a guaranteed laugh for Christmas or a birthday, and the perfect "from the dog" present for the dog mom or dog dad in your family. Or keep this premium hoodie for yourself and let your dog's face do the talking.
What makes your premium hoodie special
- Funny bodyguard quote with your own dog's photo
- Choose the Dog Mom or Dog Dad version
- Works with one dog or your whole pack in one photo, text switches to "our" automatically
- Live preview in under a minute: see your exact design before you order
- Large back print, the front stays clean
- Printed and shipped in the USA: no customs, no import fees
- Seven colors, sizes S–4XL, unisex regular fit
FAQ: Don't Touch My Dog Hoodie
Where does the design go?
Large on the back, right below the hood. The front stays plain.
I have more than one dog. Does that work?
Yes. Upload one photo that shows all your dogs together. The text then changes to "Don't touch our Dog Mom / Dog Dad."
Can I get it for a man and a woman?
Yes. You pick the Dog Mom or Dog Dad version during personalization, and the unisex regular fit works for both.
Which photo works best?
A clear, well-lit photo where your dog's face is easy to see. The live preview shows you right away how it looks.
Personalize your hoodie now and let everyone know who's on guard duty.
🇺🇸 Shipping within the USA
Delivery time:
4–6 business days
Production time:
Your product is made just for you within 1–2 business days
Shipping method:
UPS shipping with tracking included
Shipping cost:
$6.99 per order
Free shipping:
On all orders over $79
Find your perfect fit in 30 seconds. Our Regular Fit Hoodie has a unisex cut with a regular fit and works for women and men.
All measurements taken with the hoodie lying flat. Tolerance ± 1 in.
How to measure
A – Width: armpit seam to armpit seam, measured flat.
B – Length: from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
💡 Pro tip
Lay your favorite hoodie flat, measure width and length, and compare with the chart. It's the easiest way to get your size right.
Love a relaxed, cozy look? Go one size up.
The Pfotensegen Regular Fit Hoodie: a classic pullover hoodie in a regular fit – comfortable, durable and the perfect canvas for your dog's design.
- Soft cotton blend: 52% cotton, 48% polyester – soft on the skin, holds its shape and is easy to care for
- Midweight warmth: 8.25 oz (280 g/m²) – cozy on cool days without feeling bulky
- Keeps its shape: 1x1 rib trim on hood, cuffs and waistband (95% cotton, 5% spandex)
- Clean look: flat drawcords
- Fits everyone: unisex, straight cut in a regular fit
- Full size range: S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL and 4XL
- Print that lasts: premium DTF (direct-to-film) print – vibrant, sharp and long-lasting
1. How do I complete my order?
It's easy with us!
Design your personalized product using the various options with your pet, the name, and according to your preferences. Once you've done that, you can use the 'Preview' button to see a live preview of your order.
If you're happy with your customizations, click "Add to cart." If you now click "Proceed securely to checkout," you can complete your order.
2. Is my pet's breed not listed?
We're very sorry! We currently offer a wide selection of different pet breeds and coat colors. We are constantly expanding our options to cover all varieties. If the right breed or coat color is not available, we also have products where you can add your own photo.
3. What should I consider when choosing a photo for products with custom photos?
When selecting your photo, make sure it is well-lit, preferably with natural daylight and no flash. Your photo should also be sharp and not edited beforehand. Please note that we cannot check every order, so choosing the photo is your responsibility.
4. Can emojis and other special characters be printed?
Nein leider nicht. Emojis, chinesische oder kyrillische Zeichen etc. können leider nicht gedruckt werden. Alle Buchstaben der deutschen Sprache können verwendet werden. Schaue deshalb unbedingt in der Bestellbestätigung nach, ob alles passt.
5. How long does shipping take?
Environmental protection is very important to us. Your product is produced in high quality in Germany only after your order is placed, which helps us protect the environment by avoiding unnecessary material waste. Your order is shipped CO²-neutral. Usually, you will receive your order within 3-5 working days.
6. How are our products shipped?
All orders are shipped insured and with a tracking number. With the shipping confirmation for your order, you will receive a tracking number. You can use this number to track your order at any time.
7. What payment methods can I use to pay for my order?
We offer you a variety of different payment methods.
Including PayPal, credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express), instant transfer, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and several others.
All available payment options will be shown to you at the end of the ordering process.
Of course, all data is transmitted securely and encrypted. In addition, your payment information not is not stored by us, but only used for the order process.
